Fuck Yeah Ben Bernanke

But that cannot beat Krugman’s headline: “The Protocols of the Elders of Finance.”

Bernanke is such a mensch though. He’d dole out a little among the other 29 before stealing the whole thing.

I’ve sort of soured on Ben a little. Maybe my interest in him is cashed? Or maybe I realized he’s not as soft and fluffy as his persona makes him out to be. Just because he’s not Alan Greenspan — and just because he’s so much more dreamier — doesn’t mean he doesn’t represent things that upset me.

Then again, he also represents every Jewish mother’s dream. And he’s a lot like my dad.

Oh dear.